Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this hilarious interactive text-based adventure, you, a down-on-your-luck private investigator named Max Mirth, receive a strange case: a series of bizarre, unsolicited greetings have been popping up all over town, causing confusion and chaos. As you delve into the world of quirky suspects, absurd situations, and peculiar phrases, you'll track down the source of these inexplicable hellos before it sends your city into utter madness! Choose your investigation style, interact with colorful characters, and uncover layers of mystery that lead to a punchline no one saw coming.