Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky alternate reality where greeting someone is a matter of life or death, you play as a disgraced private investigator, Sam Quirk. Sam is tasked with navigating an underground society of perplexingly polite criminals who send anonymous 'hellos' that escalate into absurd confrontations. As you gather clues from eccentric characters and decipher the codes behind each greeting, you'll face laughably dramatic situations where a casual 'hi' can turn into a battle for your sanity. Solve the mystery behind the world's most baffling phrases while keeping your snark and spirit intact. Will you crack the case, or will you be left saying goodbye?