Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Welcome to the future! Where 'hello' is hell, and I’m just trying to find the exit!

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In a world where greetings are the currency of social status, you play as Sam, a rebellious 'Hello Hacker' who discovers a hidden conspiracy: the top 1% of society hoard all the best greetings! You'll navigate through hilarious encounters, face absurd dilemmas, and choose between crafting unique hellos or stealing them from others. Your witty repartees can either charm or enrage the various eccentric characters you encounter, and your choices shape the fabric of this society built around pleasantries. Will you become the ultimate greeter or expose the truth behind the exploitation of hellos?