Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, avant-garde town where greetings are currency, players embody Max, an introverted, underachieving barista who discovers a black market for 'hellos' – uniquely crafted salutations traded like commodities. Drawn into a web of absurd social dynamics and eccentric characters, Max must navigate a world that values greetings more than money. Recipients of hellos experience bizarre powers for a day, while the ‘greeting barons’ control these interactions. Players will choose dialogue paths, encounter wacky subplots, and engage in humorous confrontations: from battling rival baristas in greeting duels to attending underground greeting parties. Ultimately, players must decide whether to become a sheik of salutations or restore authenticity to human connections in a progressively absurd world.