Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If these hellos are anything to go by, I guess I should just start saying goodbye!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a small, quirky town where every resident greets each other with hilariously inappropriate and mysterious 'hellos', players take on the role of a new detective who has just moved in. The detective must uncover the origins of these baffling greetings while navigating a cast of eccentric townspeople, each with their own secrets and humor. As players interact with characters, they will piece together clues through witty dialogue choices and bizarre side quests that reveal hidden truths about the town's past and the true meaning behind the strange hellos. Can you solve the mystery and make a proper welcome to your new home?