Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

When your greetings start scheming, it’s time to say goodbye to the ordinary!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you step into the shoes of a hapless investigator in a bizarre world where greetings have gained sentience. One day, you wake up to find that your neighborhood has been overrun by sassy, anthropomorphic greetings—'Hellooo there!' and 'Good Mornings!' that each have their own motives and secrets. As you navigate this quirky landscape, you'll need to interrogate these sentient salutes to unravel a plot that threatens to turn every greeting into an irreversible fare-thee-well. Will you solve the mystery before the last friendly 'hello' is silenced forever?