Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

You never know whose hello might bite you in the ass.

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In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as a washed-up detective named Sam Salty who specializes in solving the mystery of misdelivered hellos. Each chapter introduces a new case where you must decipher cryptic messages and navigate a world filled with eccentric characters who are all intertwined in bizarre relationships. With unexpected plot twists and absurd humor, you uncover the truth behind the greetings that are never meant for you. Your choices determine the outcome of each case, leading to multiple endings that change based on your interactions. Will you find the original owners of the hellos or end up in a deeper mess of misunderstandings and quirky encounters?