Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I'll greet you now, but you'll pay for the follow-up!

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In a surreal world where greetings are the most valuable currency, you play as a quirky underdog who inadvertently stumbles upon a conspiracy between social elites hoarding greetings to control the flow of social interactions. Equipped only with your wits and a bizarre assortment of catchphrases, you must navigate vibrant neighborhoods, eccentric characters, and obscure cultural references to regain the power of 'hello'. Each choice you make echoes through the realm, affecting relationships and unlocking hidden pathways through the kaleidoscopic landscape of absurdity.