Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a dystopian near-future where greetings are considered a precious commodity, play as a witty courier named Max, who unintentionally stumbles into a black market trading ring where people sell their hellos. Each hello comes with its own story and significance, owning a hello can elevate your social status or set you on a dangerous path. Navigate bizarre encounters with eccentric characters, unravel a conspiracy about the origins of hellos, and make choices that affect your reputation, relationships, and sanity. Discover the true value of what it means to connect with someone, all while maintaining your signature sarcastic humor in this uniquely absurd adventure.