Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where greetings are mysteriously vanishing, you play as a sardonic detective armed only with a hefty dose of sarcasm and a not-so-helpful sidekick, who claims to be a talking cat. As you embark on this bizarre quest, you'll interrogate eccentric townspeople, uncover surreal clues, and navigate outlandish scenarios—like a karaoke contest in the middle of a highway and a mysterious 'Hello Stash' hidden within the town's statue of a dog. Your choices will impact the unfolding comedy and lead you to discover the absurd truth behind the greetings. Will you save the day or just give up and join the local circus?