Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every hello, I still wouldn’t be able to afford therapy.

Mystery Surreal Noir Text Game

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Step into the shoes of Max Hauser, a down-on-his-luck private detective in a city where everyone communicates through cryptic messages instead of regular greetings. Each day, bizarre 'hellos' appear on doorsteps, and deciphering these strange greetings leads Max into a labyrinth of conspiracies, eccentric characters, and twisted realities. Use your wit to piece together clues, understand the meaning behind the hellos, and uncover the truth about the mysterious Greetings Guild, who may have a hand in controlling the city's communication. As you interact with unusual NPCs, you'll face choices that affect the outcome, but beware: not every hello is as harmless as it seems!