Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the chaotic world of Bob Barkley, a disgruntled office worker who unwittingly becomes a detective when he starts receiving mysterious greetings from strangers every time he steps outside. These hellos range from sweet to downright bizarre and include odd rituals, backhanded compliments, and confusing memes. As Bob dives into this strange social puzzle, he must unravel the mystery of who is sending these greetings, why they seem to be tied to a cryptic message, and how to finish his report on 'Effective Office Greetings' before the deadline. Along the way, he encounters a colorful cast of characters, each with their eccentricities and quirky motivations. The game combines humor and intrigue as players choose dialogue options to engage with the characters and uncover hilarious truths behind the bizarre world around Bob.