Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where everyone seems to speak in chaotic greetings, you play as an ex-detective who’s reluctantly pulled back into the case of a missing viral greeting card that’s turned the town's social interactions upside down. Through clever dialogue choices and unexpected encounters, you’ll unravel a web of wacky characters, each with their own bizarre reasons for wanting the card. Your goal? To piece together the origins of these hellos while navigating friendship, rivalry, and the absurdity of human connection. Will you crack the mystery and restore normalcy, or will you join the ranks of greeting card zealots?