Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the oversized shoes of a failed stand-up comedian turned private investigator in this quirky text-based adventure. After receiving a mysterious package containing a series of cryptic ‘hellos’ from an unknown source, your job is to unravel the chaos behind these strange greetings. From decoding bizarre messages to interrogating eccentric characters—like the conspiracy theorist living in a shrine of rubber ducks or the overly friendly ghost haunting a bakery—every choice you make leads you closer (or hilariously further away) from the truth. Your wit and charm will be tested as you sift through amusing clues, flip conversations, and maybe even launch a comeback on stage!