Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If ‘hello’ had a sinister plot twist, I’d be writing a bestseller!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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Step into the absurd world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', a twisted mystery where you play as a disgraced greeting card writer who discovers a bizarre series of ominous messages hidden within everyday greetings. Each encounter leads you down a rabbit hole of eccentric characters—particularly strange and unsettling in their own right—who may or may not be involved in a grand conspiracy behind these hellos. Use your wit and charm to navigate through quirky dialogues, collect clues, and piece together the identity of the mysterious author lurking in the shadows. It's a wild ride filled with humor, unexpected twists, and the occasional existential question about the nature of greetings.