Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based adventure, you play as Max, a down-on-their-luck private investigator who stumbles upon an odd phenomenon: people everywhere are greeting each other with bizarre catchphrases and nonsensical hellos. As you dig deeper, you discover a secret society focused on the power of greetings, where they are competing to create the most viral salutation. Navigate through a series of absurd situations, interview eccentric characters, and solve wordplay puzzles to unveil the truth behind the strange greetings. Your choices impact the flow of the story, leading to outrageous conclusions or hilarious misunderstandings in this lighthearted mystery.