Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If these hellos had a dollar for every awkward encounter, we'd be rich—oh wait, that’s just my savings!

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In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as Max, an amateur sleuth in a world where greetings come with unexpected consequences. After stumbling upon a mysterious collection of hellos—each infused with a different emotional charge—you must navigate a series of absurd interpersonal scenarios to uncover their origin. Armed only with your wit and a snarky smartphone app that offers questionable wisdom, you'll interact with a colorful cast of characters, each with their own baggage and bizarre greetings. Will you uncover the truth behind the enigmatic hellos, or will you get lost in the labyrinth of ludicrous banter?