Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky dystopian city where greetings have mysteriously vanished, you play as an eccentric detective known for your sharp wit and even sharper detective skills. As you navigate through a vibrant world filled with eclectic characters, you receive anonymous messages containing peculiar hellos. Your task is to unravel the mystery of who is sending these greetings, and why they matter so much. Uncover clues, interact with the absurd inhabitants of the city, and make choices that will influence your detective career and the impending return of polite society. Each wrong turn leads to hilariously unexpected consequences, making every decision in this whimsical world matter.