Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have taken a life of their own, you are a disgraced greeting card writer turned private investigator. After a bizarre series of incidents, where people inexplicably greet strangers on the street with 'Shiver me timbers' or 'Buddy, are you a loofah?', the fabric of social interaction is unraveling. Your mission is to uncover the source behind this quirky epidemic that’s causing confusion, hilarity, and borderline chaos in your town. Engage with zany characters, piece together clues, and navigate an absurd plot filled with dark humor as you try to restore traditional greetings before the entire town forgets how to say 'hello' properly!