In a quirky small town where everyone knows each other's business, a series of bizarre hellos starts to disrupt the daily lives of the residents. Players take on the role of Merriam, a snarky town reporter with a nose for trouble. Investigate the source of these strange greetings by interviewing townsfolk, uncovering absurd subplots, and piecing together clues from seemingly random hellos. As players progress, they must make choices that lead to comedic twists, while navigating the bizarre relationships and eccentric behaviors of the townspeople. Will Merriam uncover the truth behind the greetings, or will she just end up with a world-class case of social awkwardness?