Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are treated as currency, you play as a down-on-their-luck welcome consultant in the bustling city of Hellopolis. After waking up to find that an entire neighborhood has mysteriously lost their ability to say hello, you must embark on a zany quest to uncover who or what is stealing these essential phrases. Blending absurd humor with a rich narrative, you'll meet eccentric characters—like a conspiracy theorist who insists hellos are aliens in disguise, and a poet who uses hellos to impress clueless audiences. Gather clues, make choices that affect social interactions, and solve hilarious puzzles to restore the greetings before the city becomes a silent wasteland.