Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a not-so-distant future where every social interaction is governed by a mandatory greeting protocol, you play as Rex, a jaded greeting compliance officer. One day, a whole sector of hellos goes missing, sparking a chaotic investigation across the city of Salutation Springs. Experience absurd encounters with overly friendly neighbors, sardonic vending machines, and a conspiracy of grumpy introverts as you navigate through dark humor and eccentric characters. As Rex, you'll have to decode cryptic hellos, uncover a seedy underbelly of unorthodox personal greetings, and restore the balance of social etiquette before it escalates into a full-blown greeting war!