In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', players step into the snarky shoes of a disgraced journalist who discovers an abandoned town full of quirky, seemingly random residents who greet you with 'hello' and nothing more. As you investigate the bizarre phenomenon, you must decipher the townspeople’s secrets, each greeting leading to a treasure trove of outrageous tales. Unravel the mystery of why no one remembers their past, uncover cryptic messages hidden in their greetings, and determine if this is just a bizarre social experiment or something far more sinister. Expect hilarity, unexpected twists, and plenty of snappy dialogue as you engage in outrageous conversations and minigames that unlock the truth behind the persistent 'hellos.'