Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where everyone has mysteriously stopped using their names and replaced them with bizarre greetings, players take on the role of a charming misfit detective. As you navigate a colorful cast of characters, you'll interact with locals who only answer to phrases like 'Greetings, Earthling!' and 'Salutations!' Your goal? Unravel the secret behind this strange phenomenon while piecing together their identities, unraveling puns, and crafting hilariously awkward dialogue. Each choice shapes the outcome of the investigation, leading to different comedic endgames. Think you can put the puzzle together before you're left in a perpetual state of awkward hellos?