Whose Hellos are These, Anyway?

In an alternate universe where greetings hold immense power, you play as a lowly Greeting Inspector tasked with auditing hellos across the bustling metropolis of Salutatropolis. Each hello you encounter comes with its unique backstory and consequences. Interact with eccentric characters—such as overly chipper curators, jaded street performers, and cryptic librarians—each with their own secrets hidden behind their customary salutations. Your choices shape the perception of greetings in the city, leading to potential chaos or harmony. As you unravel a larger conspiracy affecting the very fabric of social interaction, you must balance wit and wisdom in your quest, forging alliances, sending people into existential crises, or simply enjoying absurd and humorous interactions.