Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you play as an underappreciated greeting card writer thrust into a world where humorous yet sinister greetings have come to life. When a series of outrageous greetings—like overly cheerful 'Hello's' and haunting 'Goodbye's'—begin to pop up all over town, it’s up to you to figure out who or what is behind the chaos. Navigate through baffling puns and punny characters, concoct witty comebacks, and make quirky choices that alter the course of the narrative. The fate of your career, and perhaps the town’s sanity, hangs in the balance as you discover the deeper meanings of greeting cards, relationships, and, of course, hellos.