In a world where small talk has become a weapon, you play as Penelope, an aspiring 'Greeting Artist' in a city plagued by overly enthusiastic, cringe-worthy hellos. Each character you meet launches into bizarre greetings, and your job is to navigate these conversations to uncover the mystery behind an underground comedy club challenging conventional greetings. Use wit to turn awkward moments into hilarious revelations while engaging in quirky dialogues that can influence the outcome of your quest. The choices you make will lead you to either the charming underground or the dreaded Greeting Rehabilitation Center, where pleasantries go to die.