In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as Clem, a cynical private investigator with a sharp tongue and a twist of fate. The tranquility of a small, quirky town is shattered when citizens begin receiving mysterious greetings, complete with unsettling undertones. Each hello corresponds to a bizarre incident, causing chaos and confusion. As Clem, you must navigate through an array of eccentric characters, unraveling a web of hidden secrets while maintaining your wry sense of humor. The game's narrative branches based on your choices, leading to multiple outcomes as you determine the source of the greetings, each more absurd than the last.