Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Why are everyone’s hellos so complicated? I just wanted to say ‘hi’ without joining a cult!

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In this interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of a quirky amateur detective named Max, who finds themselves entangled in an absurd mystery involving a series of bizarre greetings that are mysteriously appearing all over town. From puzzling postcards to strange phone calls, each greeting seems to be a clue leading into the heart of a chaotic underground community that communicates through unconventional introductions. As players navigate through a range of eccentric characters and zany scenarios, they must solve the mystery behind these enigmatic hellos before they spiral into an all-out greeting war. The choices you make will determine the outcome, either unraveling the humor or plunging into even deeper absurdity.