Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you find yourself in a surreal world where people's greetings have turned into absurd riddles. As the newly appointed 'Greeting Auditor', it's your mission to uncover the origins of these bizarre salutations while navigating a vibrant community of quirky characters, each with their own off-the-wall stories and secrets. From the Enthusiastic Tallahassee to the Gloomy Anarchist, everyone seems to have a hidden agenda behind their greetings. Your choices will determine how the madness unfolds and who you can trust. Will you solve the mystery of the mixed-up hellos before they turn into a cacophony of chaos?