Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you are a reluctant, sassy mailroom clerk at a bizarre interdimensional courier service. One day, you discover a cache of mysterious, sentient greeting cards that insist on being delivered to unknown entities across various dimensions. Each card carries its own personality and secrets, leading you through a series of wacky conversations with strange beings, from existentially confused aliens to overzealous historical figures. You must navigate absurd scenarios, solve quirky puzzles, and uncover the identities behind the cards, all while maintaining your snarky commentary and navigating the chaotic mailroom politics. Will you uncover the truth behind the greetings or just become a jaded greeting card yourself?