Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I’ll bring the sarcasm if you bring the chaos—oh, wait, did I just greet you with a fist?

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where greetings have developed sentience and taken on bizarre personalities, you play as Sam, a disgruntled greeting card writer who accidentally stumbles upon a conspiracy involving rogue 'Helloes' that are spreading chaos in the town. As Sam navigates through wildly humorous and dark scenarios, you must uncover the mystery behind these troublemaking greetings, make choices that influence their oh-so-sassy responses, and ultimately decide whether to help or sabotage their rebellion. The fate of greetings—and your sanity—rests in your hands.