Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Hey, if I wanted to be haunted by the past, I’d have just opened my yearbook!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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Dive into the strange and twisted world of Samuel S. Hello, a down-on-his-luck greeting card writer who finds himself at the center of a bizarre conspiracy after receiving a series of mysterious hellos delivered to his doorstep. Each greeting seems innocuous at first, but soon reveals a deeper connection to his dark past and the eccentric characters that surround him—a secret society of greeting card enthusiasts, a strong-willed detective with a penchant for bad puns, and a rival writer who believes all hellos should rhyme. As Samuel navigates this quirky narrative filled with unexpected twists and absurd encounters, players will make choices that affect relationships, uncover hidden agendas, and ultimately decide the fate of Samuel’s sanity and his future in the greeting card business.