Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every weird hello I heard, I’d have… well, a lot of nickels, but still no clue!

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In this quirky text-based interactive game, you play as Alex, a cynical yet witty private investigator in a bustling city known for its seemingly endless chain of bizarre and absurd greetings exchanged by its eccentric citizens. Players must navigate through an urban landscape filled with offbeat characters, each with a uniquely strange way of saying hello. You’ll gather clues through conversations that reveal the underlying mystery of who has gone rogue with the city's greetings, disrupting social norms and throwing the town into chaos. Your choices influence the outcome, leading to hysterical twists while you unravel the true source of this etiquette emergency.