Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as a somewhat disoriented introvert in a world where greetings have evolved into complex social rituals. When you accidentally stumble into the 'Greeting Games'—an underground competition where contestants must outdo each other with increasingly bizarre salutations—you find yourself confronting your social anxieties in hilarious ways. Engage in witty banter, navigate absurd challenges, and uncover the mystery behind the missing greetings that spark joyous connections in a fractured society. Will you rise to the top, or will your awkwardness lead you to the bottom of the greeting hierarchy? Every decision shapes your path and brings you closer to the ultimate answer: whose hellos are these, anyway?