Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where everyone greets each other with bizarrely elaborate 'Hellos', you play as a washed-up detective who has just returned after a long absence. Things take a turn for the absurd when residents start mysteriously disappearing only after greeting each other. Dive into a comically convoluted conspiracy involving an underground 'Hello' culture while interviewing eccentric townsfolk, deciphering comedic clues, and navigating a town where words are both a greeting and a weapon. Will you crack the case or will you just be left saying 'Hello' to your own stupidity?