Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling metropolis where everyone is strangely polite yet disturbingly evasive, you play as a cynical urban detective trying to uncover the truth behind a series of bizarre greetings and cryptic 'hellos' that disrupt the daily lives of the city's residents. Each character you encounter has a unique backstory tied to these unsettling greetings, offering clues, red herrings, and plenty of quirky interactions. Your choices will determine the fate of the city’s social fabric, while navigating relationships and unraveling the mystery with wit and sarcasm in a dialogue-heavy, text-based format. Uncover the deeper meanings behind the hellos before they drive everyone mad!