Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, offbeat town where every resident seems to confuse social niceties with crime, you play as a snarky detective tasked with uncovering the mystery behind a series of bizarre greetings. With a colorful cast of eccentric characters, each with their own enigmatic hellos, you must piece together clues that unravel a ludicrous conspiracy involving overly friendly residents, misdelivered mail, and an unusually high number of social events. Every decision impacts your investigation, leading to multiple humorous outcomes as you decode the town's bizarre customs. Will you crack the case of the hellos or find yourself knee-deep in awkward small talk?