Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Set in a quirky and chaotic small town where everyone secretly uses a distinct phrase to greet one another, players take on the role of an unassuming newcomer who stumbles upon a secret: a linguistic feud that has led to an absurdly escalating greeting war. As you navigate through a web of eccentric townsfolk, each with their own elaborate backstory and motivations, your goal is to uncover the origins of the town’s signature hellos and broker peace before the annual ‘Greeting Festival’ devolves into complete mayhem. Engage in branching conversations, collect bizarre phrases, and decide who to side with in this wild, comedic quest for sociolinguistic harmony.