Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where greetings hold dark secrets, you play as an underachieving private investigator who stumbles upon a series of bizarre, unsolicited hello messages delivered to residents' doors. Each 'hello' is linked to a mysterious figure known only as 'The Salutationist,' whose identity could unlock the town's twisted history. As you delve deeper, you'll encounter eccentric locals, absurd situations, and unexpected plot twists—all while trying to keep your own social awkwardness in check. Can you solve the mystery of the hellos before they lead to unforeseen chaos?