Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quaint town where every resident insists on greeting each other in exaggeratedly dramatic ways, a series of baffling events unfold when someone starts sending anonymous 'hellos' that lead to wild misunderstandings and unexpected revelations. Players take the role of a sardonic investigator who must follow the trail of these peculiar greetings, uncovering hilarious secrets and navigating the town's eccentric personalities. Choose dialogue options, interact with quirky characters, and solve the mystery before the town devolves into chaos—all while gathering the most absurd hellos and comebacks imaginable.