Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Vern Snark, a wayward greeting card writer who discovers that his seemingly innocent card messages are being used to blackmail local celebrities. Navigate through a series of humorous and dramatic scenarios as you interact with bizarre characters, uncover secrets hidden behind pun-filled messages, and ultimately decide whose hellos to claim as your own. Along the way, you'll engage in witty banter and choose responses that can lead to hilarious outcomes or perilous predicaments as you try to clear your name. Will you turn the tide against the blackmailer or embrace the chaos of the card industry?