Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Morty Whims, a cynical greeting card writer who wakes up one day to find that his mundane life has been turned upside down by bizarre messages appearing on his doorstep. As Morty attempts to decipher the meaning behind these cryptic hellos, he uncovers a shadowy underworld of competing greeting card syndicates, eccentric characters, and surreal circumstances. Navigate through witty dialogue, unexpected plot twists, and morally gray choices that reveal more about Morty’s own past. Each choice leads you closer to the truth, but be careful—there may be more to these hellos than meets the eye.