Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as a professional greetings guru, hired by a reclusive billionaire to uncover the source of an alarming number of unsolicited greetings infiltrating their secluded estate. As you delve into the eccentric world of the ultra-rich, you'll interact with a bizarre ensemble of characters—from an overly enthusiastic butler to a mischievous pet parrot with a penchant for mischief. Every choice you make leads to hilarious outcomes, with multiple storylines weaving together absurd plot twists and unexpected confrontations, all while you learn the art of the greeting in ways you never imagined.