Whose Hellos are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos are These, Anyway?

If you can't handle my hellos, you don't deserve my punchlines!

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In a bizarre world where greetings have gained sentience, you play as *Harley*, a struggling stand-up comedian who accidentally stumbles into the realm of personified hellos. Each greeting carries its own unique personality and quirks. As Harley, you must navigate through eccentric cities, interact with witty greetings, solve the mystery of the Great Hello Heist (where all sincere hellos have disappeared), and restore balance before the world becomes permanently unfriendly. Choices you make will lead to strange friendships, unexpected allies, and absurd challenges that will put your comedic skills to the test, all while you uncover the truth behind these animated emotions.