Dive into the whimsical yet chaotic world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', where players assume the role of a down-on-their-luck detective tasked with solving the bizarre phenomenon of spontaneous greetings that have begun appearing all over the city. These peculiar hellos, accompanied by cryptic clues, are disrupting the daily lives of citizens and unraveling societal order. As you unravel the mystery, you’ll interact with a cast of eccentric characters: an overdramatic barista, a conspiracy theorist florist, and a seemingly omniscient cat that gives dreadful advice. Your choices will shape the narrative's direction, leading you to uncover truths that challenge the very fabric of social etiquette. Can you trace the greetings back to their origin before the city becomes overwhelmed by insistent pleasantries?