Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Greetings, Earthling! Your mission, should you choose to accept it (and you don't have much of a choice), is to solve some seriously weird hellos!

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In this quirky, interactive text-based game, you play as a disgraced former detective who accidentally discovers an underground society that specializes in greeting card theft. When a series of bizarre and confusing 'hellos' appear around town—each accompanied by strange and humorous consequences—it's up to you to unravel the mystery behind these greetings. As you navigate whimsical encounters with a cast of eccentric characters, you’ll crack codes, piece together clues, and forge unlikely alliances. With choices leading to humorous or dramatic outcomes, your detective skills will be put to the test as you seek to uncover the mastermind behind the infamous 'greeting gang' and their bizarre operations.