Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this zany text-based mystery, players step into the shoes of Finn, a down-on-his-luck greeting card writer who wakes up to find his entire home littered with bizarre, hand-written greetings from an unknown source. As Finn, you must decipher the cryptic hellos, unravel the enigma of their origins, and confront the comedic chaos that unfolds when you stumble upon a secret society of rogue greeting card enthusiasts. Engage with quirky characters, follow unpredictable leads, and craft your own witty greetings to win over allies—or sabotage your foes. With every choice shaping the outcome, prepare for a riotous adventure full of plot twists and heartfelt, albeit hilarious, moments.