Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this satirical interactive text-based game, players find themselves in a bizarre city where everyone's greetings seem oddly personal—yet nobody knows each other. As the quirky protagonist, you must navigate through a series of humorous encounters and peculiar characters, deciphering the origins of these cryptic hellos. Unravel a city-wide conspiracy involving secret greetings, misplaced identities, and a mysterious 'Hello-Dealer'. Make choices that influence the unfolding chaos as you chase down the source of these unnerving hellos, employing your wit and humor to gather clues and interact with zany sidekicks.