Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Guess what, buddy? I’m here to say ‘hello’ in a way that doesn’t make your skin crawl!

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In a world where greetings have mysteriously vanished, players step into the shoes of an eccentric greeting-card writer named Jodie. Jodie discovers a peculiar phenomenon: some folks around town have begun greeting each other with bizarre new phrases, claiming they’re the ‘new hellos’. As Jodie investigates, she encounters a colorful cast of characters, including a competitive barista with a penchant for puns, a retired detective-turned-stand-up-comedian, and a conspiracy theorist obsessed with lost languages. Players must navigate through whimsical side quests, engage in comedic dialogue, and uncover the truth behind the strange greetings sabotaging social interactions—while crafting their own signature hello to save the day! The twist? Each choice affects the town's vibe, leading to various humorous and dramatic outcomes.